Brewsterware

July 15, 2007

I’ve had GAS this weekend

Filed under: General — Joe Brewer @ 2:06 pm

Gear Aquisition Syndrome that is. A term coined by musicians over at Harmony Central forum. This week I got a Yamaha EL90 which is currently situated in my spare room, although I plan to move it into my living room as it takes up too much room in the spare bedroom. It’s a really versitile instrument, even though its over 10 years old it can produce some very convincing orchestral as well as organ sounds. I’ve owned one of these organs before but sold it just after I got my three manual Johannus classical organ, but for about the last year I’ve wanted the EL90 back…. so here it is:

OK, so it’s not a great picture. I’ll take some more at a later date. I might even record some videos of me playing it and upload them to You Tube

I’ve also bought a microwave. It’s one of these combination jobs, so I’ll be able to use it as an oven and grill as well – very handy. Here it is in all it’s glory:

As well as playing with my toys this weekend, I decided to take my girlfiend upto London so that we could experience the National Gallery, which is home to Van Gogh‘s Sunflowers, as well as many other famous works of art. We also went to Convent Garden which is well known for it’s street entertainers. We weren’t dissapointed – apart from the well rehersed musicians and the Charlie Chaplin look-a-like, there was a guy that had dressed up like a statue of a roman centurian. Women were litterally queing up to have their picture taken with him while he placed a sword to their neck and pulled a funny face. I got a picture of my girlfriend with him – I cant wait to see it. The whole thing was pretty hilarious. A brilliant exersize in providing a unique service. There were a few other people being statues in the same street, but this guy was raking in a ton more cash because of the entertainment value.

July 9, 2007

Mains Pressure

Filed under: Personal — Joe Brewer @ 12:37 pm

The taps on my bath are broken – I can’t switch between taps and shower at the moment, so this evening I made a trip to the Crawley branch of Sainsburys Homebase. Here is the conversation I had with the store assistant after choosing the taps that I wanted:

Me: Can you tell me if your bath taps work at mains pressure.
Shop Assistant: I’ll need to speak to someone to find out.

5 minutes later…

Shop Assistant: I’ve been told that different areas have different mains pressures, and that we wouldn’t be able to take the taps back if they leaked because of a high mains pressure.
Me: OK, can you tell what pressure these taps go up to ?
Shop Assistant: Mains pressure.
Me: Can I speak to a manager ?
Shop Assistant: No, he’s too busy.

I kid you not. You can’t make this stuff up, if I could, I would be working in comedy and not IT. Despite the comedic value, this level of customer service is pretty unaccepable I think, although sadly it’s all too common in the UK.

Homebase can kiss the £100+ that I was prepared to spend in their store this evening goodbye…

July 4, 2007

More website stuff

Filed under: General — Joe Brewer @ 4:23 pm

One of the reasons that I have been so quiet recently, apart from my Big Brother experiment, is that I have been working on a new layout for my brother’s website. He had asked me to change it quite a few months ago, but I’ve had to pull my finger out in the last two weeks as he’s been visiting.

On reviewing the original code I found quite a few security holes, so these have been patched, and I’m quite pleased with the overall design. Take a look here: Historic photographic processes

Big Brother Love

Filed under: Marketing — Joe Brewer @ 4:21 pm

Well, my Big Brother experiment is going well. I’m learning all sorts of things about getting traffic and monitising it. The big brother sites that I have built are my most successful in getting traffic, not that that says a great deal as they are only getting a few hundred visits a day. However, I aim to get even more with some new domains that I have bought. The American big brother will be starting this Thursday, so it should be the perfect opportunity to apply what I have learnt.

The first of the new sites is here: Jessica Hughbanks. I have to make a few more changes to the style of it, but it’s pretty much there.

June 30, 2007

Jessica Hughbanks Fan

Filed under: General — Joe Brewer @ 6:20 pm

Jessica is a 21 year bank teller from Haysville

Jessica Hughbanks

Big Brother’s big twist

Julie Chen introduced us to the Big Brother 8 houseguests, including Jessica Hughbanks, on the Early Show, and also lets us in on this years twist.

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Jessica learns who she will be living with

Jessica, who is secluded with Dustin and Dick, learned she’d be living with former high-school rival Carol Journey, a single 21-year-old student from Lawrence, KS.

“Oh my God! That’s mine. We’re rivals from high school, big time,” Jessica opined when she saw Carol on the monitor. Jessica further explained she and Carol stopped talking because Carol owed her $5 when they were 14. “I cannot stand her. We’re from the same small town. She talked a lot of smack and I wasn’t really into that. I just don’t know what to expect from Carol. You know girls in high school! They’re catty bitches. I mean we were at each other and stuff, we just went our separate ways.”

Jessica also thought she saw an engagement ring on Carol’s hand before Dustin pointed out it wasn’t on the right finger to be a wedding ring. “Good, because she is not loyal,” said Jessica, which brought a laugh from Dustin.

Toothbrush

Jessica tells her toothbrush story to her house mates around the pool.

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Disscusions about Carol

Jessica and Danielle talk about Carol after the veto cereony

Part 1

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKpuFAKM1Nw]

Part 2

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Is Jen the next target ?

Eric and Jessica discussing whether Jen is the next target….

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhlGoWAYaaI]

Episode 3 of Big Brother

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Jessica’s arch rival is sent packing

On the first eviction episode of Big Brother Jessica’s arch rival 21-year-old University of Kansas senior Carol Journey was sent packing by a whopping 10-to-1 vote.

When Carol was quizzed over Jessica saying that the confilt between them started because of a five dollar loan, she replied “She is so full of it, I can’t even handle it. I don’t remember what the conflict was about, but I doubt that $5 would ruin a three-year friendship and cause me not to talk to a person for seven years. I did not hold on to this at all, but she’s obviously still holding a grudge.”

Jessica and Joe take a shower together

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1rSt6Q_5U]

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